Movie Critics quotes

Movie critics gone bad: a nice list of quotes to really express how you feel about, oh I dunno: The Transformers?

"After watching this movie, I was moved only to find my own bridge to leap from.
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"A steaming pile of clichés and screaming unlikelihoods."

"So primitive, it must have been written in lizard blood on animal skin."

"Must be seen to be believed, though I'm not suggesting you actually see it. "

"Should have been strangled in its crib. "

"Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one. "

"I laughed. I cried. Mostly I just wanted to throw up. "

"Utterly devoid of wit, excitement and any reason for being."

"So stupefyingly hideous that after watching it, you'll need to bathe in 10 gallons of disinfectant, get a full-body scrub and shampoo with vinegar to remove the scummy residue that remains."

"So bad there will be drinking games set around viewing it someday."

"If you see it, the sequel will be your fault."

"There's no way to endure this movie without earplugs and a blindfold."

"As family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse."

"Go in with lowered expectations and expect to have them dashed."

"Apparently edited with a roulette wheel. "

"All the subtlety of a Judas Priest video."

"The trouble with this movie is basically everything."

"This screened too late for us to review, so in the interest of fairness all we can say is that we're pretty sure it's gonna suck."

"Like being run over by a garbage truck that backs up and dumps its load on top of you."

"It's not often a movie makes you yearn for the energy and half-baked artistry of Freddy vs. Jason, but there you have it."

"About as thrilling as cleaning out your garage."

"Moronic. idiotic. Insulting. Pathetic. But enough with the sweet talk."

"My god in heaven, did anyone making this film have an original thought in their lives?"

"As exciting as a Yugo in quicksand."

"This film raises a few questions — like just what were they thinking?!"

"Sets the bar of taste low, then proceeds to limbo underneath it."

"Could be stupider only if it were longer."

"A movie in the same sense that those hideous, velvet depictions of Elvis are paintings."

"You could run this film backward, soundtrack included, and it would make no less sense."